Video game bad guy training seminar

Posted on April 20, 2008 by G. Michael Reynolds

Oh.
My.
God.

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5 Responses to “Video game bad guy training seminar”

  1. amandabarp, on April 20th, 2008 at 6:29 pm Said:

    So, like, I really know nothing about martial arts. Seriously. But, I’m assuming that this is… um… bullshit? Because they look pretty silly.

    Eric

  2. G. Michael Reynolds, on April 20th, 2008 at 6:52 pm Said:

    Right you are!

    A) no one can stay together despite doing the same form, indicating there isn’t much rigor in the teaching process.

    B) They’re completely off balance at all times. A stiff wind could knock them over.

    C) No focus. Arms and legs flinging around like they’re at a hardcore show. (Earth Crisis, not Larry Flynt)

    D) You can look at their shoulders and see how high their energy is focused. When your neck is your center of gravity, look out.

    E) When watching, your thumb automatically itches to start hammering on a non existent B button.

  3. martialdev, on April 21st, 2008 at 6:46 am Said:

    The sound effects are PERFECT! Making fun of small children, however, is always in bad taste.

  4. G. Michael Reynolds, on April 21st, 2008 at 11:20 am Said:

    Agreed. I wasn’t so keen on that part of the video.

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