Are modern patients different?

So there’s an argument that I hear a lot for the way that TCM in the 21st century treats its patients (which is usually used to well, I don’t want to say excuse…more like account for everything from Qing Dynasty methods to antibiotics and Western diagnostics) which is that modern patients are subject to pathogens and pathologies that simply did not exist in the time of the great Han doctors and therefore the old methods are not effective in the way they were originally presented anymore.

The counter argument is something like “man has two arms, two legs, six Zang, and six Fu, how could he be different now?”

So let’s hear it people.

Ming Jin pt 3

So, we are now three days removed from said XYQ workout and I find myself in the midst of a CFIDS flareup, which does not make me particularly cheery. Now let me start by saying that Matt in his infinite wisdom neglected to mention the need for Qi Shi Qi Fa practice post workout so that may have more than a little to do with all this. However, because of this flare-up I am no closer to knowing whether the intense burning I’ve had in my skin since then is Guo Yun Shen’s Fire Work, is Deficient Heat, or is some other Gu Syndrome related symptom I’ve yet to identify. Either way, it sucks. I haven’t been able to do much other than sleep or just lay still, my stomach is about 4 times its normal size, and my Shen is more than a little disturbed. It’s unlikely that this is a training effect. Best guess? My microscopic passengers (macroscopic if you take into account C.S. Lewis’ ideas about “Macrobes” and “Eldila” vs the ancient explanation behind parasitism) are still with me and are still a factor. Next formula that we are going to try is Da Huang Zhe Zhong Wan. Look up the ingredients and get nauseous.

Chloe beats up Merry!

Damn. Now she’s taking on Lord of the Rings characters. Start running, Gandalf!

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The Chloe parade continues

This is the part where I hope she’s not, you know, a minor. I’m just sayin…

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Chloe, again.

I have to post this one too. I really don’t think I’ve ever seen a human being STAND UP the way she does at the beginning of the form. Useless? You betcha. Am I going to watch it another 30 times? Yep.

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Chloe Bruce. Good God.

Ok, I never thought I’d find anything less martial than Wushu, but here we have it. Folks, meet Chloe Bruce. Now that’s out of the way, holy crap. What flexibility and leg strength. And hotness. Yow! Watch for the water sprinkler kick and especially for the “scorpion kick.” Just watching it makes my hips dislocate.

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It never ends…

Continuing our exploration of interesting and informative martial interpretations, I present to you the “Groundhog Form.” Note that there is no truth to the rumor that if when performing this set the practitioner sees his own shadow there will be six more weeks of Winter.

Watch the video.

The Ming Jin effect, continued

So today i put in the longest XYQ workout I’ve been able to thus far, which was just shy of two hours. Now understand that this is a big deal for several reasons:

1) I’m extremely deficient (in a Chinese Medicine sense) and every little bit is a big step away from the precipice I was on the edge of about two years ago

2) The longest XYQ workout I’d been able to manage prior to this was 30 mins. in either January or February. This is at least partially because I was primarily focusing on Taijiquan until March and my XYQ regimen was mostly centered around San Ti Shi practice, as it should be.

3) Hebei Xingyiquan done properly at the Ming Jin stage will freakin’ kill you. I know I’ve worked harder in almost every other martial art I’ve ever done, including Bailongquan and Wushu, but for some reason NOTHING takes it out of you like XYQ.

When I was done I went and had a seat and checked my pulse out of curiosity: completely absent at all positions except the Liver position, which was Empty and Feeble. Now late in the evening, my lungs have started to feel like I’ve got something in them, like when you drink wate rand it goes down the wrong way. This again is something I’ve been warned about. The five fists seem to specifically work the Zang organs they are associated with, and I’ve certainly been doing some Pi Quan.

Now this may worry some of you, but as I understand it in the Ling Shu, the way you judge the effectiveness of a treatment is in the degree of emptiness or fullness you achieve in the pulse (depending on which way you’re going with it) vs its prior state. For tonification, getting it to empty out to that degree is practically a cure waiting to happen.

So continuing my survey of the odd effects, all the Taijiquan and Xingyiquan classics and writings of past masters mention at some point that you are going to experience physical pain in your legs, knees, and shoulders and that it’s only going to be muscle soreness at the beginning. After that, it gets more insidious. However, if your structure and technique are correct, this is one of the signs that you are making significant progress. Well lemme tell ya..I got knee pain and shoulder pain and leg soreness and finger and toe numbness and hip pointers and…basically everything hurts. Bad. But, I know for a fact that both technique and structure were exactly as they needed to be. I discussed this with Matt today and his response was “Oh yeah. Believe me, that gets worse before it gets better. And it hasn’t gotten better for me yet.”

Now, lest you write me off as some gimp who is doing external training and thinking he’s doing internal, let me tell you about some of the other things that have been happening, what I like to call the “Qi Kaboom” effect. This first happened last Wednesday during lunch, then again yesterday (Thursday) between the end of my scheduled afternoon shift and the beginning of the evening shift at the clinic that I decided to stick around for, what Matt calls “good days.” Last Wednesday I went out under this big tree during lunch (and therefore between grueling classes at school), ate a sandwich, and ran through sections 1 and 2 of the Taijiquan form. For some reason, Yi Qi and Shen were all being cooperative with each other at that moment and for the first time during a TJQ workout I felt like the qi was filling me or inflating me or something. It was absolutely booming out. So after lunch I went into the classroom and pulled aside Sandra ( a Chen Taijiquan practitioner and my classes resident Qigong expert) and asked her to do a quick scan of what was going on. Her response was “well, you’ve clearly got blockages here and here still but wow, look at this..this is how far your qi is extending.” She held up her hand at the limit of it, which was about four or five feet behind me. Obviously I was thrilled. However, after a little bit the feeling went away and didn’t really return.

Fast forward to the next Thursday. I decide I’m going to need a little something extra to make it through an extra shift, so I go outside to run through section 1 of the Yang TJQ form a couple times. A couple qigong practitioners from the class ahead of me walk by, comment on my form, and then their eyes get big and they start taking a very wide arc around me. “What?” I asked. “I can feel you way over here..” one said. “Yeah, me too. I don’t want to get any closer than this.” said the other. They both started sort of gingerly stepping back and forth, testing the borders of it, and they were both standing probably 15-20 feet away. For the rest of the night people had trouble sitting in the same room as me because of the effects of it. When I got home I decided to show my gf by putting a hand on each side of her right shoulder about 6″ away from her on each side and slowly running downward, kind of “dredging the channels. Her response was “AACK! You aren’t touching me? You’re making my shirt move!” After that I went to bed, woke up the next morning feeling like someone beat me with a pillowcase full of doorknobs and no impressive qi anywhere in sight. Then I did the XYQ workout listed above and the rest is history.

So Matt tells me not to sweat it that there are good days like that and bad days that are the opposite and that things are going to bounce around for a while until things balance out to whatever energetic “level” you’ll naturally have, augmented by further training of course. As for him, he started getting the “concrete bones” probably two months into training. He did a forearm press on my collar bone back in January demonstrating a fist Pi Quan technique and I thought it was going to snap. It certainly felt like it.

So the point of all this is I am nothing short of amazed at the effects of the Neijiaquan practices. It’s amazing the changes that they bring about with what could be considered pretty nondescript movements in the age of Wushu and “flash” karate in film and MMA on tv. But, you find someone who is doing the correct material the correct way and look out. They’re going to be impressive. But much better than all the other forms is that the closer they get to mastery the more refined their temperament will become. Real Neijiaquan masters seem to be able to get along with everyone and anyone and are generally all too happy to share their boxing with others. No chest-thumping, steroid shooting, challenge throwing, and generally obnoxious behaving practitioners here. Yet their power and skill are absolutely unmatched. No wonder so many of the Chinese consider their martial arts to be the pinnacle of their culture!

Western Qigong Masters

Anybody else notice that apparently the requirements for starting a Qigong school, seminar, or instructional video are that you:

1. Are white (usually American but I see this expanding of late)
2. Are under the age of 40
3. Have long hair in a ponytail or a beard (both is even better)
4 Are capable of moving slowly
5. Enjoy wearing Chinese clothing that the Chinese people don’t even wear anymore, especially in public or on camera.

As near as I can tell, this is the full set of requirements. If you meet these, you are a Master and need to start getting the word out.

Now, I know some of these folks have Asian masters, but I have a feeling this is going to be like the advent of Karate in America. If you don’t know this story, essentially GI’s stationed in Japan and Okinawa got wind of this crazy fighting stuff some of the old natives were doing and asked to be taught it. So the Masters of this or that Ryu would agree, teach a less than thorough version of the art and then say “OK Joe. You Brack Belt” and send the Gaijin on their way. Then the aforementioned Marines would come back to the USA having been confirmed Senseis or whatever, start up a school and then combine what they learned with the near sadism that is military conditioning. Lo and behold, we have Karate in America.

Point being, considering how offensive the American attitude of “hey little guy, why don’t you show me some of that crazy stuff you’re doin’” is to Asian people, I can’t imagine that someone who had to work unbelievably hard at their art since they were a child, likely under a very strict master and probably in the context of a martial community where if you didn’t have this stuff down cold you were likely to get challenged and seriously injured because of it would willy-nilly start tossing Qigong at demanding Americans.

I was going to post some videos of this but nah, I don’t need to be a bigger jerk about this than I am already. Just go have a look on Youtube or in your local “natural healing” periodical.

Bad examples of BGZ and Fa Jin

Folks, this is not good Baguazhang:

and this is NOT Fa Jin:

and don’t get me started on the TJQ

It really seems as though this teacher is a master of the internal arts primarily because, well, he says so. This usually happens because the students have never see an actual master in action. I shall now do my part to fix that categorically as best I can.

Baguazhang

The explosion-type Fa Jin normally seen in Chen Taijiquan, courtesy of Master Chen Xiao Wang:

And since I can’t figure out what style of TJQ our friend is doing,this is Master Chen Zhong Hua.